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Lance Minion   Fargo, North Dakota, United States
 
 
I listen to the musics and I play the games and occasionally I don't suck at them.
But only occasionally.





























































Nothing else to see here. Move along.
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Would you come brighten my corner?
Hello.

I'm an overworked small-wage nobody who hopes to gain some modicum of fame online via streaming and Youtube (and music) in the vain hope of finding validation for my continued existence. Hence the large game collection.

If and when I ever manage to get my life back into a sustainable balance, relevant links shall be found here. In the meantime, though...

Uh...
Welcome to my corner of Steam, I guess.

Sorry if all that sounds too depressing. Just the kind of person you wanna be friends with, hm?
I usually do a better job of hiding my problems by just not talking about them at all, if that's any consolation.

Also, I am slowly trying to move away from buying games on Steam (aside from indie games that I can only get via the platform) or using their marketplace. Why? Valve has consistently proven they are as evil and anti-consumer (AKA not in your best interest) as a ton of other companies, including but not limited to:
* 22cans, 2K Interactive, Activision Blizzard, AT&T, Bandai Namco, Bethesda, Capcom, Comcast, DICE, Double Fine, EA, Fatshark, Gearbox, Harmony Gold, Koei Tecmo, Konami, Lionhead Studios, Nintendo, Obsidian Entertainment, Rockstar, Sega, Square Enix, Take Two Interactive, Ubisoft, Universal Media Group, Verizon, Warner Brothers (and Warner Media Group), and Youtube.
And that's just the short list!
So now I mainly just use Steam as another form of social media.

Think that's everything for now. If I think of more stuff to add, I will. 'Til then, I guess I can have a short FAQ of Questions No One's Asked But I Assume Eventually Would.

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WTFs up with your icon?
It's from a screenshot of Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair featuring the main antagonist, Monobear (in a shell bikini, for obvious reasons. Obviously). I highly recommend checking out all the games in the series if you haven't already.

Can I add you?
Sure! ...Dunno why you'd want to, but you can go right ahead. I'm not your mother. I'm not gonna tell you to not add someone 'cause they might be a stranger.

You know no one likes self-deprecating humor, right?
Yeah, I know. Sorry.

Any adding requirements?
No; that's dumb. You don't even have to leave a comment if you don't want to (though I would appreciate one). ...Though private profiles will get an eyebrow raise from me, I must admit.
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