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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.7 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Aug, 2018 @ 1:54pm

Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ Masterpiece
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Ideal Consumer}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone
☑ Casual Players
☐ Pro Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Minimum
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

---{Story}---
☑ Doesnt have ( I do hope some kind of story is coming soon! )
☐ Something isnt nothing I guess
☐ Not great
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ Will make u cry or smile alot

---{Game Time/Length}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short (2-6 hours)
☐ Average (6-12 hours)
☐ Long (12+ hours)
☐ Depends on u
☑ Endless

---{Price}---
☑ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale (Worth about $10)
☐ Maybe if u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a trash can

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~~Multiplayer~~~~
☑ Not ( I hope yet ) implemented

---{Salt Level}---
☑ Replaced with sugar
☐ Barely anything
☐ Balanced
☐ A bit of salt
☐ Salty
☐ Salt overload

---{Loading Times}---
☑ Fast as fuq boii (basiclly no loading except startup but its really fast!)
☐ quick
☐ normal
☐ slower then 2 snails racing...

---{In depth}---

This is the best shooting game out there. this is so realistic!
The developer is nice, he makes alot of youtube videos about updates and new stuff like weapons bug fixes or really silly things like lighting firework ... i mean what else do you need if you can flip a zippo right?!
anyways i never found any bugs in this game, as I said the developer is really listening to what the community has to say.
So if you do find a bug, it will be fixed in no time.

---{Conclusion}---
BUY THIS GAME
it is amazing, and addicting as hell !

Hope my review helped some people out there !
if you have any questions please ask in the comments or send a message to me !
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8 Comments
Wavesofsoul 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm 
Captain do you own the game? its awesome
Captain Salt 29 Jul, 2019 @ 2:17am 
i feel like you might be a bit biased here.
Chris21506 22 Jun, 2019 @ 2:10pm 
for the bug checklist make the worst one ARK
.seph 27 May, 2019 @ 6:02pm 
Helpful and good review though, thanks.
.seph 27 May, 2019 @ 6:01pm 
There is actually a zombie gamemode with a story, so you should change that part.
mlite_33 11 Dec, 2018 @ 7:54pm 
what video card and cpu do you have on your PC?
Marcel_2111 4 Sep, 2018 @ 10:19pm 
always nice to see dark souls as a difficulty
linkd 19 Aug, 2018 @ 6:12pm 
than*