Lawrence
Dallas, Texas, United States
 
 
Lawrence : Doesn't that chick look like Anne?

Gabe Newell : Yeah, a little bit...

Lawrence : Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out?

Gabe Newell : Yeah. I guess... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me.

Lawrence : Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.

Gabe Newell : What do you mean by that?

Lawrence : I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just...

[shudders]

Lawrence: Anyway man, I sold my vocal rights to that spinning robot they sell to housewives and perverts.
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Lawrence 16 Aug, 2020 @ 7:46am 
Big Dan retired, but the memory lives on.
thomaswaynelight 15 Aug, 2020 @ 7:29pm 
Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity
donkey tron 26 May, 2018 @ 3:43pm 
ಠ_ಠ ..DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!
Lawrence 26 May, 2018 @ 3:33pm 
“Frieend? Some of your foldin’ monies’ ah come unstole!”
Lawrence 26 May, 2018 @ 3:32pm 
“Oh George, naht tha livestock.”
donkey tron 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:04am 
say, any of you boys smithies? or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'..