hi im future knight person from future knight game
now employed by the fbi
they pay me 7.25 a hour

i hold the fastest pooping speedrun (%no restroom)

-previous long-term aliases (mainly for myself to mark my history- or if u have no clue who df this dude on your friend's list is)

fbi agent [xbox edition] (spiral knight + fbi cap w/ badge) | had a shiddy mic
fbi agent from 2010 (spiral knight + fbi cap) | had a shiddy mic
Specialized R-word (spiral knight) | based off that dumb spongebob meme
BOT Doge (cs:go t-sided bot image + doge) | "le epic may-may"
Doge | (gaming headset w/ military visor <- regular) "le 'funny' epic may-may"
Camper | (the AWPer stickman listenin to music) based off of flashdeckanimations
Sans | mild embarrassment
Flareon | further embarrassment