GGs BB, ILY. Most White Shirtiest Hunter in the Bayou

-rep After a good game in TF2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. jk +rep

Hey, Sam! What's up, man? It's Mike from math class a few years ago. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Jessica? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you

3 back: you're off the martyr list

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly

Ew

+REP The cutiest girl like eevveerrr