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One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:48pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am



I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.