Recent reviews by Noire

Oh, I feel out of love with this Shark Card transaction money printer a long time ago, I only revisited the game on occasion for love of former titles.

It goes without saying I'm not planning to Purchase VI when it's released, the irony and satire is getting a little dull and tiring now in this current global climate.

But, as of being a full time Linux user as of last year, and I'll continue to be one of those obnoxious evangelicals hellbent on growing the user base of the Linux Kernel.

that being said in regards to the whole the BattleEye thing, it goes with what I was saying earlier, you finally clamped down on the modders in order to push people to purchase more shark cards to reduce overhead on your next title and no longer being able to play this game on Linux is the final insult.

Get Bent, Rockstar.

Once made a metric ♥♥♥♥-ton of custom taunts for me an my friends.

Sent a petard rush at a computer civ spamming Jihadist screaming Allahu Akbar as a taunt.

Each game is two hours well spent.

Interesting if you like the Earthbound format.

Amusingly bitter and hysterical.

-Speeding Offence- -£440
"♥♥♥♥ OFFFFFF"

Do you feel it, Zach?

The coffee told me we were going to be in a corny video game.

It said F**K, as crisp a a spring morning.

We're Probably one of the Greatest video games of our lives.

0/10 sh*t gaem
cant play as Jax (He's so hard, hardcore)
(proably one of the greatest 2D sidescrolling games)

Words Cannot express how amazing this is.
Nope.
None.
It's just amazing.

Betcha can't play this just for one hour.