The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money. The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
-- Balzac
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Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
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'I'm a raven, aren't I?' it said. 'One of the few birds who speak. The first thing people say is, oh, you're a raven, go on, say the N word... If I had a penny for every time that's happened, I'd-'
(Soul Music)
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be.
-- Tom Christiansen
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Meskimen's Law:
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
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Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them.
-- Arnould
🙁
"The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"
(The Light Fantastic)
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