I wrote this review for those who can at least think with their brains, and don't write a one-sentence review after playing for 5 hours. Shoot yourself, because no one considers you people anyway, you're just meat carcasses, hamunculi, vegetables that don't make a damn thing. And for those who sat in duels (got the joke with the word *sat*), I wrote the following review:
There are several ♥♥♥♥♥♥ *game mechanics*:
1) The enemy can get caught in your feint and when you almost dealt him a well-deserved blow, he somehow ensures that you block a second time (clanmate)
2) When the enemy gets caught in your feint, he simply turns 180 degrees and runs away, you miss and thus lose in stamina, and this ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ also starts to run circles around you, and you get the impression that he has a speedhack (too bad it's not speed). (dodge)
3) If you somehow magically manage to beat him in stamina and his weapon flies out, he will immediately pick it up while it falls into the air, and the question arises, and ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ play for endurance if this f*ckhead still picks it up. But most likely you won’t be able to do this, because this ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ will hold down the W button (♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ it would be better to rip the Shift and W buttons out of the keyboard ♥️♥️♥️), and every time you come up and swing at it, it will kick you (if of course you play with *how* your f..k* weapon, but even if with a long one, it will still be able to hit you with a kick). 4) Broken animations, I'm not talking about regular drags and accels, but ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with macros. In the game, the speed of the camera during a hit does not depend on the sensitivity of the mouse, so I do not ♥️♥️♥️ how to slow down the animation, because either you are a gambler while you do it, or just run away a couple of meters from you, and you do not see it, because the camera shakes unrealistically while doing this sh*t.
Many newbies swear at feints and morphs, but anyone can do them, but only cheaters with macros that remove the limitation on the speed of the mouse camera during a hit can break the animation.
To a large extent, you do not understand whether you are playing against a cheater or not, because the developers did not correct the sh*t, and they did not do it, because they are stupid idiots, stupid ones who themselves wrote in the patch that they do not understand the mechanics of the game, which they themselves are developing. They are such ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ that players pay for server rental, they don't ban cheaters no matter how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they are, and if they do ban them, they'll unban them for 0.1c/min. They are so backward in development that they nerfed shields and turned them into unplayable ♥♥♥♥ of your drunk dad (whoever thinks this is a rework, let him shoot himself right now ♥️♥️♥️ and consume this already terrible world), I won't explain why they became such ♥♥♥♥, because those who understand it don't need to be explained, and those who don't understand it anyway and don't stick to their opinion, but I will say that with a bad ping it is almost impossible to catch a game without the old shield, you will have a bad ping, because the game is not designed. Most of their patches consist of new features, no one asked for them, but mostly it's a change in weapon speed for a few milliseconds (1sec:1000, yes I wrote this to make you think about how such a strong change affects the game, *sarcasm*).
The thing is that the game community is 99.9999999% rednecks (0.0000001% is me), and these same rednecks rent servers and have admin panels, the admins are stupid schoolchildren who are ready to ban anyone for no reason, but usually they will first beat you up with pistols and then give you a permanent ban. There are normal people who rent a server, but then give admins to their *idiot friends*. (And if someone says that he hasn't met bad people, but only normal, adequate, friendly guys who taught him how to play this game, then he most likely won't complain about donations in any MMO game, because he pretends to be a chick, and everyone gives him gifts and ♥♥♥♥♥ him in the ass.)
Some guys pretend to be girls, because it would be very humiliating for the opponent to lose to a woman (maybe there's sexism here, but I don't give a ♥♥♥♥). Minor flaws or what the rabble considers advantages:
1) Graphics - average (there is no point in talking about graphics if it is not as detailed and worked out as in RDR2)
2) Realism - this game has more emphasis on combat (but I wrote above how broken it is), for example, here "polex" in an alternative, crushing mode can repair buildings.
3) Balance of equipment - for everyone it is their own (for example, some consider the rapier nice (no), it has become weak due to low damage and predictability of thrusts, but for me, the following are broken: longsword, messer, sledgehammer and a few other things really piss me off, so I decided not to to find fault with this, everyone gets mad at different things), some consider horses is impossible nice sh1t, but ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ have you even played the game or just played for 20 hours at the start, they've been nerfed and balanced for a long time, f*ck. 4) Player balance, all games have this problem, that newbies are thrown to the nerds, but the game has too few players to distribute them. (There were no balance problems at the announcement, because everyone was learning to play, but now there are a lot more nerds) 5) Variety of modes - 1) horde (killing stupid bots that can't climb ladders, stupid gold farming for skins), 2) battle royale (it's good for variety, but you often come across team worlds), 3) fortline, innovation (stupid hack and slash against noobs), 4) ranked (getting beaten up by nerds and cheaters), 5) screamish (fights between clans, with stupid organizers who don't disqualify cheaters, like the guy with the nickname "Calbre" who has a second account with a VAC block), 6) deathmatch (1. duels are a normal mode in which you can gain skill, but the admins get in the way, 2. ffa is a stupid hack and slash against ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who like to team up, 3. rp is a normal role-playing game that you can't do, because the community consists of scum).
The game doesn't have good content makers:
1) There are few of them, 2) All the content they make is stupid streams with fortline, not duels, 3) fun videos have already died out, because everyone is already tired of them.
P.S. If you recognized yourself in this review, then you are a autistic. I left you open comments, you can watch the stream or, like a normal person, tell me why this game is ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ for you.
I made this review because every time I think about something (for example, in the toilet or when I eat "especially smart people can say: it's not for nothing that you wrote this next to it, ♥️♥️♥️♥️) it's exactly that how many arguments can be given in favor of the statement: "Mordhau-sh1t", and this does not give me peace, but I hope that after writing this review I will feel better. Sorry that there are many spelling mistakes, but the main thing is that you understand the meaning.
(Most likely I did not list everything, but I tried).
It turns out that the main conclusion is: normal games about the Middle Ages do not exist (not counting strategies).