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game is so zen i unironically fell asleep cleaning the porch of the tree house level

Potential but it feels rushed and the update that came with it fundamentally broke the game. The characters are bare bones, items are annoying, just detrimental, or are so broken you shouldn't pick them up in the first place; and this added my least favorite enemy, twice

i now disable this expansion when playing.

great game, only problem is, gee wiz, skyrim and fallout 4 are infact things that exist and they're far cheaper. outpost and starship building are cool but they're level gated so hard you don't get to touch them 'till the end game. the main story is cool and the ideas behind it are awesome but the gameplay just isn't there and i know Bethesda can do better. ost is good but nothing to write home about and the only characters that get screen time are obnoxious or so childish that i want to bludgeon them to death with the vice grips that are actually channel-locks (0/10). also some guy got a model of a bologna sandwich, that i cannot for the life of me remember seeing and it has something in the order of 3000 polygons. seriously wft?

minor spoilers

they added the dragon shout system from skyrim. it'd be cool if it wasn't done before and half weren't broken or useless, there are 2 that have a legit use and they are unlimited stamina and the shield, for obvious reasons the only other one that i like is unrelenting force but it is so midgetly compared to it's skyrim counter part that it is just sad.

tl;dr 8 misnamed channel-locks out of 13, ideas were great but the gameplay wasn't. buy skyrim instead.

by far, one of the best games ive ever played, if you're thinking of picking it up, dont spoil the story. its far better if you figure it out on your own

phenomenal game, very original with well thought-out mechanics; huge potential, hope it goes far.

the most fun ive had in any game in at least 3 years; even when im losing.

good game but the update that came with the seekers of the storm dlc fundamentally broke most of the game in 10,000 tiny ways. a hitbox here , and animation there, there are so many tiny bugs it was immediately noticeable. this is fnaf:sb on launch levels of bad.

Epic viking survival game where you get to fight a Stormclaw from dauntless, Groot from the MCU, Gravelord Nito from Dark Souls, Alduin from skyrim, and a SCP-093 creature from (you guessed it) the SCP Foundation. This game presents a fun challenge with a good progression system, and well worth the money.

good game with infinite possibilities and polygons but it needs a gurthy computer to function properly; you have been warned. also at some point you need to put thrusters on a rover and fly away

this game is the apitamy of "so bad its accidentaly briliant."
13/13 gliched enemies: would get kek'd by the Ebony Warior again