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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

how many rocks do you think i can throw at someone before they die

i owe you.

Not to vent or anything, but I've never had a boyfriend before, so I don't know what to do. I've been craving and burning to be held by a ᴹᴬᴬᴺᴺᴺ!! My friend goth always looks at me like I'm weird when I tell him, so I need to bother someone else. Even he has a boyfriend. Ugghhh 😩 I've never been too much of a fan of sports but there's a guy that I wouldn't mind shooting hoops for. He was flirting with me and I completely missed it. His name's Jock, but we figured things out and we're together now, but my friend goth—the boyfriend he's with—I think I have a crush on. He's really cute and I- my heart flutters when I'm near him. What should I do??

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.