I don't know what to put here but i don't know anything about me because i was held hostage in a government lab for 16 years and had my memory erased and i escaped and on my way out i killed seven-hundred guards and met an Alien named Jim Qutetskiluestanliekis and he helped me escape the compound then we stole a government truck and drove seven miles before we ran out of gas and saw more soldiers coming down the rode and we could here the sirens from the base and we ran through the desert and eventually we came upon a forest and we hid in a tree for the night and saw guards with M16 and flashlights looking for us and Jim made a run for it and died by gunshot and i cried my self to sleep.............Next Day.........I woke up and got down and saw the soldiers in trucks on there way back to the compound i was in the clear so i hitched a ride with a mexican truck driver named jose or somthing like that and rode to st. Luis and stayed in a hotel and while i was a sleep i heard a noise and i look and a group of men tied me up and....wait i know what your thinking its not the soldiers.........then i woke up in the elavater in the gateway arch and they took up to observation floor then took the service elavator up to the roof it was scary they tried to throw me off but then it happend they were shot by my old friend Sgt.Soap mactavish shot everbody from the roof of the science center then i fell asleep because i was so exosted from the days of past then i went on a plane to fly to akron then i would hitch hike home to orrville but on the plane i heard this ***This is the caption speaking the plane is being hijacked then i heard a gun shot and he was dead then the plane went into a nose dive and all the skyjackers jumped with the only parachutes and we were all doomed and when it hit the ground.......TBC RIGHT NOW.............Its all over i was the only survivor i had to build a shelter and get food good thing i watched alot of man VS wild..........3 Days later.............. I got a ride with a hillbilly named bill and he took me to his cabin and let me stay the night.....This is the thing when i was asleep he called the cops because he recognized me so when i went out side that morning the military was outside so i took off into the woods and out of no were i saw something a space ship it was weird and it landed right in front of me and guess who came out of it come on guess you know you want too well it was.......To bad im not tell it is a secret.. not really im lieing its jim he was not dead he said get in and we flew away as we were getting shot at........8 days later..... i woke up in the space ship and jim said your almost home, i looked out the window and i could see my house we were invisible to no one could see us..there were swat teams and marines surrounding my house and there were snipers in the treeeees man in the treeeees and so we landed invisibley and used cloaking shields and got food cause i have not eatin in like 12 days. then we got back in the ship but then it happened.............. the shields were not working and they all opended fire, they hit our engines and we hurled to the earth BOOOOOM!!!!! jims dead i crawled for a good 20 feet before i blacked out.........................Ahhhh i woke up in a room but something was familiar it was the same room i stared in.......sorry i blacked out......i woke up in a room tied to a chair then my nemesis Agent leeder was asking me questions then he went to the bathroom and i got up and walked out the door woo woo woo wait i just escaped again they need to tighten security here derrp....when i got out side i saw my friend from seventh grade Brandon and he gave me a ride home and we crashed on the way there and i woke tied up again .... again....my god AGAIN!? then boom Brandon came back and rescued me then we flew home and went home and he went home and i went to sleep in my very own bed...well i guess this is the end............not really i woke up that morning tied up and all i did was....Wait! now the say they got the wrong guy and so i went home and it was over......then i woke up it was all a dream and i was tied up and never met Jim from the beginning.. DARN he was the coolest thing ever..... The End