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African Space Jesus 12 Mar, 2022 @ 6:49am 
There is no one like Jesus,
Our Savior and Lord
The message is timeless
The price we could not afford.

On the cross
He bore our shame
Suffering, He died,
Our souls to reclaim.

Three days later
He rose from the grave
Purchased our pardon,
We are no longer enslaved.
African Space Jesus 20 May, 2021 @ 2:21am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy
African Space Jesus 4 Dec, 2020 @ 10:31am 
Pappy joe biden is coming to town with caramel dancing as the vp of BP.
We are doomed. Buy water supplies and purification tablets. I am inevitable
African Space Jesus 26 Apr, 2019 @ 1:20am 
Á̸͇͋n̶̘̣̫̟͖̟̩̟̯̽͛̈́̄͌̒͑̉͘̚͜͝a̴̠͍͖͍̞͐̋̾͝ͅḻ̸̡̱̺͔̟̥͈̈́̔̅̑̀̋̍̿̌ ̸̛̭̻̣̰̟̙́́͐̔̔͜B̴̧̠̰̰̜̜̬̼̫̖̣͆̂̒̃̑̃̇̿̎̈́̃̎ę̸̳̻̱̯̝͖̳̓̃̒͘͝͠ͅa̴̛̪͙̜̻̪̱̫͖̐̾̈́̅̽͋̿̒͂̌̕͠d̸̛͒͂̆́̓̇̾ͅs̸̩̀̿̈́̀͆̑͛̇̎̓͂̐̀͘̕ ̷͖̝̫̒̓͌͌̀͆͋͗͛̒̕͝D̴̡̦̠̦̱͝e̴͉̙̬̤̣̞̭̭̭͖͈̲̘͋̅͌̈́̕ḛ̶̞̭̳̄̀̏̌̆̂͌͊̽͂̾̕͝͠p̷̧̡̖̭̰̭̺̦̝̳̥̣̰̼͒̌͆̇́͛̐̀͘ ̵̡̼͇̱̞̣̻̥̼́́̀Ï̷̧̯̹̌̀͊͑̍̽̀̃̍̚͝n̶͓͖͎̞̻̐̄́̊́͆̃̑̚̚͠͝ ̸̧̡̭̱̘͖̮̻͕̬̖͕͑͜y̵̢̪̙͉͇̬̱̲͙̽̒̀͘͠͠ͅͅo̸̙͈̺̼̲͙̜̬̝͉̱̅̊̀̀͑̽̿̓ư̷͓̻͊͊̋͑̿͗̉̇̌͠r̸̰̬̈́͝ ̷̢͔̳̞̘̤̜͔̪̈̊̎̎̃̈́̓̃̀̕A̵̩̮̽̇͒͐̍͊̾̽̈̈̋̾͒͆̕S̶̨̡̢̨̛̬̥̹̪̠̜̙̖̍̉͊́͆͒͝S̵̛͖͚̠̦̦͓͓̲͎̰͙͇̹̔̋͋͑̂
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African Space Jesus 1 Mar, 2019 @ 10:17pm 
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African Space Jesus 8 Dec, 2018 @ 2:43pm 
I AM ALIVE SWEET BABY CAKES
i am playing smash brother ultimate on switch
i have not forogtten my throne just taking a vacation from it
(also its busy season at work till january 1st)
no free time lolz
misss you ass cheeks