treemes
Mitchell
 
 
certified patriot gamer
I own a musket for home defense,
since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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LOOP ✫・*。 6 Mar @ 9:17pm 
+rep, gave me a fent cart for free
Pouf 11 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm 
+ rep, straight dad!
LotteCappuccino 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43pm 
I love treemes! he is awesome and very cooll. Huge fan since 100 subscribres! congragutllathions on 100 million Subscribers
Keetongu 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:56pm 
i love league of legend!
Elflord 23 Dec, 2020 @ 3:14pm 
scoopity
Kotse 26 Feb, 2020 @ 11:10am 
+rep Tall like tree, man