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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Jan, 2018 @ 10:16pm
Product received for free

spawned on the beach
guy in armor tells me to follow him, says he's got a job for me
locks me inside a slave yard with the other slaves
drags me to a corner with a rope and tells me my new name is french fry
tells me to gather water
I gather water next to new slave friends until I thirst to death
slave driver comes back and beats the other slaves for conspiring mass suicide
10/10 would slave again
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