76561198350397426
Jacob Christie   Isle of Man
 
 
My Specs:

- Processor: Intel Penium N4200
- Graphics Card: Intel HD Graphics 2500 (integrated)
- RAM: 2GB DDR2
- Storage: 160GB IDE Hard Drive & Kingston Flash drive (My games folder)
- Motherboard: Something I found off street
- Operating System: Windows 10 Education
- Power Supply: 250W Power Supply I fixed after it blew up
- Cooling: Desk fan
Penis Smell: Nice and Fruity (I eat lots of pineapple! :steamhappy:)
Ball Descriptions: Left is muscular and healthy while right is slightly smaller and crescent shaped
My Whips: Ford Raptor with the wi-fi and the nitro boost, 1992 379 Peterbilt, Orange Model S Plaid
2nd Favorite Game: Skate 3
Proudest Achievement: Surviving 2000mg of "green crack jelly nuggz" edibles
PayPal ID: 7
Race: White
Desired Race: Black (BLM)
Bedroom Style: Tease N' Please :Bulby:
Favorite Hobby: Doing word searches and coloring pages I find on Google
Favorite Basketball: Spaldings Street Basketball
Most Embarrassing Moment: Zip-tied hdmi cord to my nutsack while organizing cord management
Job: Elf at Build-A-Bear Workshop (£12/hr)
Side Hustle: Trading my doctor prescribed xanax for baseball cards
IQ: 158
Shoe Game: Jordan 12 OVO's, Low Cut New Rocks, SF AF1's Dusty Peach, AF1 Stussy Fossil
Pictures of Lebron: 99TB, and counting!
Right Toe Status: Still infected, the gangrene has spread throughout the entire toe and is now threatening the other toes
Favourite Song: Mr.Bean by Mr.Bean
Approximate Thumb Length: 8cm
Current Steroid Stacks: 600mg primobolan per week, 60mg Dianobol per week, 200mg Deca-Durabolin per week, 100mg Anavar per week
7th Favourite Game: Prison Architect, followed closely by Goat Simulator 1 (before the 1.56 update specifically)
Dream job: Sperm bank collector
Items Up For Trade
423
Items Owned
21
Trades Made
64
Market Transactions
Heil | Nameless 17 hours ago 
📁Local Disk (C:)

└📁Program Files (x86)

⠀└📁steam

⠀⠀└📁steamapps

⠀⠀⠀└📁common

⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
76561198350397426 14 Apr @ 8:18am 
noooo im not useless idiot!! nbooo
Diskontinuum "Fuga" Pokoš 14 Apr @ 8:05am 
-rep useless idiot
fweewoom 13 Apr @ 11:33am 
signed by sigmabusterpro2000 <3
76561198350397426 4 Apr @ 3:50am 
v Rude words are not to be tolerated on my profile...
v0ha 3 Apr @ 4:21pm 
-moron and crybaby