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503.5 hrs on record (501.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 25 August, 2024.
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40.8 hrs on record
dave? dave?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
96.6 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
it good

Melee is good

Difficulty and boon system make the game accessible to anyone.

Game not too hard

does NOT require grind

get game



Edit: I was able to beat the first three stages consecutively (and after 2 tries the forth) on apocalypse 1 without ever needing to grind for meta upgrades. The meta upgrades act to help make the game easier, not to make it possible. If you complete every stage in one try, you will have enough meta upgrades to finish the entire game. If you struggled with these stages, theres a difficulty system that allows you to make the game as easy, or as hard as you want and will make it easy to beat without ever needing to farm. Those saying that its "hard gated by upgrades and hours of farming" chose to ignore the games difficulty system out of pride and would rather cry about how the game is too hard than admit that they themselves struggled. Probably the same people that keep saying melee weapons are bad.

TLDR If you have a fragile ego, you might not have fun
Posted 28 March, 2023. Last edited 18 April, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
8.3 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
just get it
Posted 2 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
144.7 hrs on record
Dont buy :)
Posted 30 January, 2022.
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31.5 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Threw a sword through a guy and teleported to the guy behind him and caught it. Good game :)
Posted 7 November, 2019.
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71.8 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> Find Guy Looking at inventory
> Knock him unconsious by punching him in the face
> begin repetedly forcefeeding him my own ♥♥♥♥ that i had been collecting
> Run out of ♥♥♥♥
> Begin feeding him Spoiled meat
>he dies
> Body gets eaten by raptor
19/10 Would Forcefeed my own ♥♥♥♥ again
Posted 23 August, 2015.
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