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- 1st SLTV Lan finals Summer Season (Ukraine, Kiev, 2013)
- 1st EMS Raidcall Summer Season (Germany, Cologne, 2013)
- 1st Dreamhack Summer (Sweden, Jonkoping, 2013)
- 1st Intel Extreme Masters Poland (Poland, Katowice, January 2013)
- 1st Esports Heaven Media Lan(Czech republic, Prague, November2012)
- 1st Benq Czech Championship (Czech Republic, Seč, October 2012)
- 1st Benq LanCraft (Czech Republic, Uherské Hradište, June 2012)
- 1st Intel Lan Finals (Czech Republic, Uherské Hradište, June 2012)
- 1st GigaByte Lan Finals (Czech Republic, Brno, January 2012)


Motherboard: Chaintech CT-6via3
Processor: Intel Core i3 69 Zeus @ 0.8 GHz
Cooler: Self made from wooden sticks
GPU: GeForce 210
RAM: 2 GB
Operating System: Windows 98 16-bit
Monitor: Bang Olufsen Beovision MX5000 7" / 40 Hz
Keyboard: Remington Noiseless Portable in Duotone Green (c.1931) (typewriter)
Mouse: Labtec Laser Glow Mouse 1600
Headset: HyperX Cloud Revolver
Gaming Chair: IKEA FJELLSE -bed with Razer's sponsored Stickers!
Gaming Underpants: Batman Pro 420X with Virtus.Pro Sticker!
IP Address: 127.0.0.1

About me:
I am a Finnish pro player who seeks a professional team to play with. My keyvboard is kind of broke but I assume that the team that accepts me, will donate me a new keyboard (I am currently using a typewriter(kirjoituskone). Also, I am slightly dumb and fat, so I can not move and must lay on bed at least 22 hours per day, so I am looking for a mechanist to set a pair of wheels on my bed in case I need to meet my teammates in a gaming house.

I am currently playing CS:GO only with lowest settings, so I have brilliant 40-70 fps and my 40 Hz monitor will keep up easily with the frame rate.

CS:GO Rank: Gold Nova Master (but I play like Global Elite, teammates are always bad)