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752 people found this review helpful
239 people found this review funny
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1.4 hrs on record
This game has zero tegrity.
Posted 29 March, 2024.
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1,015.0 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Camping simulator 2.0
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record
Gotta go faster.
Posted 17 November, 2022.
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53 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
103.5 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I admit, it sounds like a boring game on the surface. It's not challenging in the slightest but makes me feel super relaxed whenever I play it. If you enjoy sitting down with a sheet of bubble wrap and popping every single bubble one at a time, you'll love this game.

Perfect game to play after you pop on some youtube lofi and spark something up.
Posted 3 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Everyone >> "TECHLAND STOP GIVING US FREE STUFF!"

Me >> Dropkicks the haters off VNC Tower, para glides down, teabags the corpses
Posted 22 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
149.3 hrs on record (74.9 hrs at review time)
LEFT3DEAD
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Broken checkpoint system. Dying = you can't progress through doorway where you just died because the door won't open now. I'd be fine with restarting a level upon death, but not if there's a checkpoint system implemented into the game. How is a game rated 9/10, 10/10 with QA this bad?
Posted 3 December, 2020.
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0.1 hrs on record
Application stops responding when trying to start new game. Ryzen 7 2700X 32GB Detotaded WAM Geforce RTX 2060
Posted 3 July, 2020.
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11.7 hrs on record
Prior to playing Undertale, I hadn't played an RPG in probably 30 years. They've simply never interested me. Hell, they still don't interest me after playing this game. I might not play another RPG for another 30 years and I wouldn't regret that.

That being said, Undertale has one of the most unforgettable, deep and complex stories. There's plenty of lovable characters you genuinely feel empathy for. All the while, you're listening to a phenomenal music score. I can't think of a single gripe to make about this game.


Posted 25 May, 2020.
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804.5 hrs on record (770.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Going free ruined this game.
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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