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MINECRAFT MILITARY SIMULATOR with advanced comms, EA must die, lets kill EA togethere

no, the player base are a bunch of zoomer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who are very toxic and derogatory, they crumble in arguments and block/mute you for point of disagree, the servers are buggy and clunckym the game is more of an odd job mod than a real game, its basically RNG when you shoot your musket, ive shot mine at 10 meters bulleye on body of an enemy soldier and it didnt register a hit, the cavelry leaves alot to be desired since the developers forgot logic and dont know anything about horses or how they move and behave, a charging battle horse doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop because it took a bullet it keeps plowing through enemy lines until it loses enough blood and adrenaline wears off then it faints, the REAL horse doesnt hit walls and stops in the middle of and enemy sqaud with metal shanks (bayonetts coming right at it) A WAR HORSE keeps moving and would move along side houses and walls not just stop when you get next to them when turning left and right, the horse has its own imputs once self preservation kicks in, when you swing your sword it doesnt always register a hit even though you slashed and hacked a guys head off, RNG says you didnt swing your sword. its a badly made game, the only cool stuff is the arty and the music roles

the players are the worst, they are not adults or sincere TLDR DO NOT PURCHASE this disappointment

the developers and staff are mongrels who should ♥♥♥ on live stream and it would be more entertaining than the actual totally unrealistic retarded game = t34 Pens the front of Tiger E Heavy 101mm armour (didnt happen in RL) puts 1950's 1960's TANKS against Tiger II's which is famous for impen armour but NOT IN THIS GAME everything is dun goofed intentionally by gayjin poof devs, they change everything to make it go against history, modern tanks should only play against thier own era, there is no realism not even in sim... ♥♥♥ gaijin devs you P O Shts

8/10

Best 40k game in a long time, its not an easy game its quite difficult even on normal, it is a simulation of the tabletop with COMPLEX modifiers, you get into battle and have to make use of cover, you are totally outgunned and outnumbered but as the Elite Gray Knights with the Emperors will you are the Holy Tier 1 fearless and Blessed vs the Hordes of Dark evil powers, you must exterminate all heretics and mutants and hunt abominations against all the odds you must cleanse! It is sort of like Xcom but not exactly its much much better, it has a strong learning curve like the tabletop in gamesworkshop the dice can roll anyway it wants(not as trolling as xcom2 but there alot more enemies on field), its pretty much a simulator of the table top!

The masculinity is strong here(40k is a MANS game/universe afterall and female interest is questionable) with awesome voice work and manly violent actions, you CAN customise each of your Gray knights armour down to each limb and even hair and master race skin colour which is fantastic but devs default as colorngros! not surprised anti white left wing agenda devs trying to change white fantasy game like LOtRs too but in this game you can bleach white and holy white again like the Emperor ;) and take off their helmet ect choose their voices making each one an individual thank goodness there isnt hardly almost any clownworld politic but there is a small hint grossly! For example an obnoxious incompetent femoid inquisitor in a mens world ect, the Gray Knights each have their own massive skill tree build each and different classes and weapons and armours that can be upgraded (also new better armour and guns looted after missions you get to pick what you want), the Knights even call out their own second names when you call(select) on them to do their duty in the field, it will take quite a while to learn and get good at it, it really does feel like playing chess in the battle: best place to move ect; As i said the standard difficulty and inexperience/learning curve can have you getting surrounded by 10x pawns and getting gunned down can happen and then you alt f4 but once you load up the game the next day and try again or another mission you can win GLORIOUS VICTORY after dreaming over your mistakes; ever learning!

Still there is a lot of upgrades and research for your ship and your knights to become stronger and crazy powerful and orbital assistance(buffs&boons) can be used in battle to help you when things get sticky... the battle cutscenes doing brutal killings and maims like a movie is amazing! Which Gray knight can live eternal and see 1000s of battles or die in the Emperors service!? ITS UP TO YOU! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

no game saves? the back of the map is buggy with vehicals! noticed I couldn't get back in my vehicles at the mountain gas station :/ that was a pain but leading up to finally hours of skirmish reaching the back of the sandbox was very fun, constant micromanaging and interaction with potential enemies in plain clothes, kicking down doors and handing our MREs as compensation, civilian trucks trying to sneak passed arms through check points and sometimes a truck load of hajis like a surprise birthday party, you never know when it is going to kick off... The UI is complex and challenging... Too clunky with individual clicks reminded me of the old runescape clicking 1 infantry at a time, though this is slightly overcome with making a squad... But still a_lot of micro, I found managing stuff was very hard for the first few hours but after a while getting used to things and the controls I had no trouble playing away, still its no excuse for the poor handicapped AI and the very bad command pathing and selection, I hope there is hope for much better quality controlling units and better AI pathing, had quite a_lot of AI roadblocks, AI ramming each others cars, they even rammed my humvee over one time like a suicide jihadi driver, despite all the flaws it a game worth playing for what it currently is, the content is unpredictable and the enemy are all around you.

This Simulation developed has integration of seamless transition from Map and tactical views giving the ability to zoom to real live views of your U boat in the worlds ocean and all other ships, You also have the world in all its entirety to sail as far as I can tell. I can say this sim/game is very well sown together with your crew to be managed and customised, the same go's for the boat with all the bells and whistles to operate: first person actions or even section views to click and control crew = taking command as all the selectable officers you recruited or started with or switching control even as the captain to run around the U boat inside and outside without any effort on the game engine is just incredible, the graphics are fantastic.

REMOVE FEMINISM FROM THE GAME NOW YOU DEGENERATE DEVS! ITS TIME TO GIVE CA ELLA THE BOOT, SHOW HER THE DOOR.

Bought this product because it seemed to be on the trending wheel and the fact it's much like Stardew Valley a game type which I really enjoy playing and there's not alot of games like that, Graveyard Keeper is quite a bit different even though it offers the same style or Genre! The game is set in a medieval world where the original character is punished for his sins in the modern world by being killed and sent back in time to fill a seemingly needed role, a new beginning to be humbled. He wakes up In a place where he has no idea where he is or why, or is it even real? Little does he realise perhaps this life is a clean slate for him to start over! ...will he finally choose to accept this gift from death or will he return to his old life hopelessly and frantic that he will find a way to return to his percieved home?! it's upto you!

Will go Down in Gaming History as one of the best!

Terrible interface thats suffocating, Game has a very short play timer, not friendly for learning, very poor tutorial and no voice tutorial, struggles to go full screen, bare bones in the game settings, its more of a 2 minute race than anything, not that fun to play, overly repetitive and not very engaging, looks fancy but has no integrity. Do not recommend! I've played way better for free.