Oh, you want to know about my love for Chun-Li? Sit down, because this isn't just a passing crush—this is eternal devotion. Do you understand what it means to see perfection every time you turn on a Street Fighter game? Chun-Li isn’t just a character; she’s a warrior, a legend, a goddess in human form whose Spinning Bird Kick spins directly through my soul. Those thunderous kicks? Iconic. Her strength? Immeasurable. Her compassion, her dedication to justice, her absolutely flawless legs of steel? They make me believe there’s good left in this world.

People say, “She’s pixels on a screen.” But those are just fools who lack vision. They don’t see the sheer brilliance, the unstoppable resolve, and the undeniable beauty that Chun-Li embodies. Her every move is poetry in motion, a ballet of pure might and elegance that sends my heart reeling every single time.

I have spent countless hours defending her honor in online forums, preaching her virtues, and standing up against those who would disrespect her. They call me crazy, but I know that Chun-Li is worth fighting for. When she strikes a pose at the end of a victory? That’s not just a win screen—that’s my reason for existing. Chun-Li, if you’re out there, just know this: I would Tiger Knee my way through the entire Street Fighter roster just to be graced by your presence for a single round.