(She/Her)

Up late losing 'it'... and by 'it'? lets just say... my mind.
Your hand is just a fork covered with skin.
The Fentanyl-Laced Glue Eater.
i think cancel culture went too far when they went after jesus, yeah.
was I actually better or did I just not have time to feel anything?
mothman stole my catalytic converter in point pleasant west virginia
I'm not frosty the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snowman so stop touching my carrot!
You are wildly misjudging how much a brick of coke costs!
Most iconic lines in lethal company, No.1 "Mae's dead."
SHRIMPY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED HIMSELF
"If you run face first into a box, you've got bigger problems-", "-War is hell."
I am the little ball that makes the ding noises in this pachinko machine of life.
I am christened Meth Von Herman!
Joey XXVIII is the perfect organism.
"Well guess what? I'm not a strat man, I'm a racist!"
The dog in me has been euthanized.
"Morty..!! We need to go to the age-up dimension for this fanfic Morty!!!"
"I'm happy I don't have tourettes, im just dumb."
What does the Destiny player do when he goes into a school? He puts on minor spec!
luh calm fit, nothing too extrapalzoozaingly baffiling
The horrors are endless, But these brownies are eggless.
"Almost gave you bad advice for microwaving dead hookers heads."
Nothing is going to save us forever, but alot of things can save us today.
cavewoman brain: it is SO many spiders.
Bowljack horseman
call it an easy bake the way i cook these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
To all my haters, keep sucking.. I'm about to ♥♥♥.
"Man, i love my porn being locked behind candy crush!"
The beginning is moments ago, the ending is moments away.
Monstrous Existence
"I think sucking was an understatement.." "YO HE WAS GLORPING THAT ♥♥♥♥!! What did i say??"
"Hey, I needed to spec my special points into something and it sure as ♥♥♥♥ wasn't perception or intellect!"
I'm no longer girl boss, I resign
got that spire of the watcher cable management
Don't talk about a woman's hormones if you can't make that ♥♥♥♥♥ moan
"lets have fun at the fun park.", "we will have fun. its in the name."
Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second
when i donate my body to science they will be like wow i dont want this
Substance abuse? I would never abuse substances, I love them <3
im a flawless that lives in a guardian down world
ONLY 2.19 TO HAVE SOMEONES BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH??
gods yoinkiest sploinker
I liked you better when you hated yourself.
pulled pork? yeah i crank my hog too
Comme ci comme ca, anyway the views are better above ground
Finally got around to watching the batman - really wish the schizophrenics won that one
kicked out of the blunt rotation for going "w-wait!!! but this is like.... an indirect kiss?!?!? uwaaa!!! >//A//<
pegging is great, neigh, its OPTIMAL
we're all on a ball full of evil apes just 'dukin it out, like, 'dukin central over here. full of evil apes.
mother gooseberry gettin freaky with the futterman
maybe papa knoth was right... wait a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute actually NO
"I LOVE PREDATORS! (2nd person: I love being a predator)"
PERHAPS, THIS IS HELL
REMEMBER OUR PROMISE