Let me preface this by saying
That I don't know what I'm saying*:

.Coke no sugar is objectively the best coke
.Berserk is the best manga ever created, at the very least from an artistic/narrative standpoint
.Diluc is #1 genshin husbando
.Better to stay up late and sleep in, than to go to bed early and get up early
.Hentai haven will not return, though it saddens me to say so
.Past 12am is real ♥♥♥♥ hours for talking with the boys
.COD Black Ops was the best COD, with MW2 a close second
.People who post pictures of their meal online are the reason that the Power Rangers have to announce their colours
.Eminem won the battle against MGK, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obvious
.You can eat asparagus with your fingers, even in a formal setting
.People who crosspost on reddit between niche but well established subreddits are a cancer on the beating heart of society
.I'm normal, I swear
.If you have the time, check out some Exurb1a vids, if you don't have the time, go make some
.Yugioh is better than Magic TG
.Cardi B music is for parents who say "my kids are my world" when the grandparents have custody
.Cardigan Backyardigan
.https://rollwithadvantage.com.au
.Scrubs was the best show ever, but we don't talk about season 8, what season 8?
.Caecilius est in horto
.Pendulums best deck of every format
.The government isn't spying on you, you don't matter
.Apple goes with cheese, tuna goes with olives
.Playstation over Xbox, every time
.Water isn't wet
.Cereal goes first
.Egg before chicken
.Traps are gay, trans are not
.Diluc is a bottom
.Kaeluc gang
.Rat shoes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaps
.This other Brick mf on steam needs to back off
.Brittle Bones Nicky actually was both crafty and tricky and it is true that that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was gold
.Ryan should be more like Dave
.Apes can read philosophy they just don't understand it
.Respect NF
.Diluc and Kaeya aren't related, they're sworn brothers
.Be more like Benny worm
.RIP Miura
.Do ur fuken genshin dailies
.RTML was the greatest bard to ever live
.Titan strong
.Gen z humour is to comedy what postmodernism is to art
.Comedy dies w/ gen z
.Daniel Ricardo is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great driver and an absolute legend
.Red Rock Deli is the best brand of chips, hands down
.Firewheel tree #1 tree
.*It's not like I'm close to breaking, down the cages and the chains, and all the limits put on music, but the least that I can do, is shut my mouth and be the dude, that can pretend like he's been through it, I ain't even s'posed to tell 'em, life can be so overwhelmin', and you might be close to hell, if you ain't nice to most the fellas, and the people in your life, that you forget to thank and praise, never been the best about it, but I'm tryna find my ways
.DO YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PINNACLES
.Dont walk away from Omelas
.CyAn and I are battle brothers
.If your enemy is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate them
.They sunset happiness so you can't use it in trials
. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7u0bjiUiSVpm4kOOJbXyYJ?si=9e92274c5ab648eb
.Di*B*inity busted
.Aussie is the hardest raid modifier
.Go check out Ochi's Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/furihataochi
.Some day you’ll find love drowning sorrows at the pub
.Me want plant corn dog delight
.Trever's a Pokemon and Skink's the trainer
.Don't solo or duo queue for gambit unless you know how to play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gambit isn't that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard
.How in the kentucky fried ♥♥♥♥ does no-one know how to play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gambit
.Iron banner is just... better...
.Ochi’s 12 hour birthday stream was pog af
.I think Schopenhauer said it best when...
.13/9/2021 stream never happened.
.I'm better at chess than Colonial cos I beat him
.I am an owl, with an owl, that smells like old books
.Rat shoes is the perfect playlist to go flawless to
.JFK peaked glaz
.RIP space tank Harold Holt
."Chest, wait no not chest, dead man. Dead man is not chest. Dead man has chest, but is not chest." - Sun Tzu
.Don’t confess to treason
.Chickens are a higher-order vegetable
.Older than a cat
.God's 11th commandment was that is you duo queue into trials, and you have a chance at a decent player or a feckless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLEB, you will get the pleb every time
."All warfare is based af" - Sun Tzu
.OOKAMI!
.^ https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/ookamimiosimp/ ^
.Who's the leader of the club, That's made for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there, You're as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse!, (Donald Duck), Mickey Mouse!, (Donald Duck), Forever let us hold our banner, High! High! High! High!, Come along and sing the song, And join the jamboree!, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse club, Mickey Mouse club, We'll have fun, We'll meet new faces, We'll do things and, We'll go places, All around the world, We're marching, Who's the leader of the club, That's made for you and me, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there, You're as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse!, (Donald Duck), Mickey Mouse!, (Donald Duck), Forever let us hold our banner, High! High! High! High!, Come along and sing a song, And join the jamboree!, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
.El Chapo finna throw a hip out
.Shred some skins or ♥♥♥♥ off
.UwU and other furry noises
.Stan Trager, he was painfully underused.
.Beat Colonial in SAP with big cricket
.Eric, goat of Wellheim
.Remember remember the fifth of November
."GriFItH dID nOtHinG WrONg" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass
.Certified space Jesus TM
.I'm cool according to 'Liz
.Smol PP-29
.Eastern water skinks are the best lizards
.Click to extend Mein Kampf
.I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.
.I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe...
.Dyl likes watching PTSD attacks
.My name is Bricko. The "o" is silent
.Your nature remains unknown to me. This will not do.
.There's no fish in the desert
.Zenophobe and I are the best Terraria players ever
.My beans are hard
.I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his alligator while drinking a nice chianti, THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
.Protogalactic horse
.ColinialLecter
.My pronouns are "fuken" and "♥♥♥♥"
."NOWH! I spilt my bepis... no... its on my pants..." Zenophobe 2021
."♥♥♥♥!" - Sun Tzu
.Asgard has fallen to the Flood
.Last time Dyl passed a maths class was pre Raegan administration
.Nvm just never passed one
.We need Buddhist dog
.Don't look so frightened, this is just a a passing phase, one of my bad days...
."I'm going to shove this LMG so far up your ass when you try to speak you'll pull the trigger" - Me 2021 idk thought that was a good one
.Sorry, but Tarkov before head, I ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥
.Like some four legged animal entering a drinking establishment, being is a terrible joke
.And we become mysteries to ourselves. At a pace so slow one doesn't notice, one turns into something they don't recognise- or like much either
.All dim, all pale, so lift me on the pyre; the feast is over, the lamps expire. Act your old age. Relax. This wont hurt...
.Beautiful day for the infantry, beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day...
.Green dog’s a good dog
.You don't make the rules, you just write them down and do it by the book you throw around
.People actually read this ♥♥♥♥
.Oh yeah I reached true enlightenment a bit back pretty sick
.Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Brick.
(more Gherkin https://discord.gg/TBR3QF9Vfj)