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Recommended
3.0 hrs last two weeks / 369.8 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Jan @ 6:07pm
Updated: 31 Jan @ 10:00pm

Early Access Review
This game feels like stabbing yourself in the heart with an epipen and pure adrenaline, immediately snorting a mix of fent and cocaine, and then getting ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped by a red hot hand swinging at 2000 mph. This game kicks your ass and hyphens your senses. This is literally unhealthy amounts of dopamine for any human mind possible. "Kills a victorian era child" type ♥♥♥♥. This has diamonds embedded on it, it's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around. Turbocharged crack for ADHD... And the community is full of gay weirdos and femboys that literally begged the developer for Ultrakill themed thigh high socks. Mankind is coping. Blood is morphine. Hell is insufficient testosterone levels.
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