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i'm August.
[but you can call me legend.]
they / them. non-binary, agender-variant. [it's like a grass type idk.]
chaotic neutral. lots of performance anxiety. scorpio sun / libra moon / aries rising.
playing TF2 since 2011.
i do not use in-game sound - that means voice_enable 0 is always on, occasionally hud_saytext_time 0 as well. i will not hear you yelling at me in-game, even if it's about the spy behind me that i also can't hear. probably busy listening to this.
inconveniently left-handed. an arrow-key gamer.
teamflames is the only valid killstreak effect.
i alternate sensitivity for hitscan & projectile classes.
hitscan [sniper, scout, etc.] is 13" per three-sixty [0.90 in-game sens. at 1400 DPI]
projectile [soldier, pyro, etc.] is 6.5" per three-sixty [1.80 in-game sens. at 1400 DPI]
most commonly encountered in the wild as an out-of-position sniper.
i also play dh-only pocket soldier. [stock RL collection is for MGE & jump maps.]
really hate playing scout outside of MvM but the batsaber is pretty cool.
group / party join is off. i don't accept group join requests. ya'll have bad map queues.
previous leader of Sex on Acid [s•a] & Nox Caedis [nox.] in UGC 6s, & Penumbra [umbr] in UGC HL.
u can add me but i'll probably ask u why. as a rule, nothing in my inventory is ever for sale, pls don't bother.
talk to me about dark souls, yo.

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spoils (mood: calm): i thought august was straight edge
allie: no they're...definitely not straight
allie: ...we're all bi in this house

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clern: there are so many levels of what the f.uck here

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ken: honestly the most abnormal thing about your face is that you have a bit of a pointy chin

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Zeus: you fail as a woman

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Bendy: post-nut clarity has saved me thousands of dollars

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hypno: women frag too that's what's up
hypno: equality

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dalton: The Female gamer The Legendary said they will play maybe

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allie: mge me daddy legend
allie: let me feel your power

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spoils (mood: calm): im a lot of man

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allie: that didn't sound as gay as i wanted it to

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Captain Underpants: eat enough raisin cookies and you'll get possessed by the devil

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s•a | Wetterhound: inv. me captain
s•a | Wetterhound: ...it took every muscle in my body to not type
s•a | Wetterhound: "crunchetize me captain"
capt. spoils: LOL

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spoils III: you actually made the entire blue team leave
wetterhound: F.UUCCKK WITH ME
wetterhound: F.UUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WITH ME

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spoils (mood: Calm): strange hot moms tho?

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Mr.U: bassoon is the brown flute thing right?

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Dreamer: soooo if I take forever to go to spec I might be afk a sec. aggressively toweling

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triple six smoked out: that's by far
triple six smoked out: the freshest meme cuisine
triple six smoked out: of the past century

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kevito: wanna watch hentai?

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|BendyStraws|: s.hiieeet your rolling in cash

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[umbr] Abbott Jedi: Sex on acid is like trying to do Algebra while drowning. It just doesn't work.

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s•a |BendyStraws|: your taste in music makes me hard

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s•a |BendyStraws|#StarBomb: Last time i got drunk drunk i woke up in a forest.

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Damon Albarn: It's like a legit Mexican.

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s•a | Lt. Cas: I just wanna touch the old guy.

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trans / non-binary rights or perish.