What?!


NegativeTen: WE NEED TO COMMUNICATE LEGION
NegativeTen: IF WE DONT COMMUNICATE WE CANT EXPECT TO WIN
legion <>: You know what I consider to be WIN?
legion <>: This f_cking tasty as hell vodka and cranberry I'm drinking right now!
NegativeTen: Work for another 2.25 hours...
legion <>: AND....ANNND! The complete 13th season of south park on blueray that i'm watching while drinking this Vodka and Cranberry!
NegativeTen: :(
legion <>: Did i mention that i'm getting head while typing?
NegativeTen: :O

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ﮒĸεŧċħצ: man... they just changed how garbage pickup works out here... before, we just had to use green bags for food garbage and blue bags for pretty much everything else..and garbage pcikup was every week
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: now they changed it so that green bags are still picked up every week, but now you need clear bags too, and you only put recycleable stuff in the blue bags now and other garbage goes in the clear bags.
Blue and Clear bags are only picked up every 2 weeks, on alternating weeks. So, green and blue one week, then green and clear the next
lєgion <>: ...
lєgion <>: Now you have to THINK about garbage?!?
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: now im like WHERE THE F_CK DOES THIS GO and i have to keep reading through their leaflet to see where the f_ck things go and its not like everything is on the f_ckin list
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: who am i? Garbage Rainman!? F_CK
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: i wanna save the world too, but why does it take EFFORT. fml
lєgion <>: I really think they need to take them all at once.
lєgion <>: Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ret_rded...
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: and the list is PICKY as sh_t!... Milk carton? goes in the blue bag but TAKE HTE LID OFF FIRST... what!? f_ck you!
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: Pizza box? Crust and other food particulates in the green bag... Box have a paper liner? That goes in the Clear bag... The box itself goes in the Blue Bag
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: ARE YOU SERIOUS, GARBAGE MAN? FU_K
lєgion <>: lololol Not only do they make you think about the ♥♥♥♥, it's now more INCONVIENIENT. BRILLIANT!!
ﮒĸוŧċħצ: they can probably lay off staff and save money now with the general public doing so much of the sorting lol
lєgion <>: AND YOU'RE STEALING JOBS!?
lєgion <>: I hope you feel guilty when you are throwing away your boxes from your build!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fascist!

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lєgion <>: I'm gonna start my own religion! But, first, I'm going to kill several hundred puppies. (Apparently something tragic has to happen in order to start a religion) And then I'm going to announce myself overlord of the New Age of the Druids. (It sounds stupid enough to work)
Followed by mass r_pe of 18 year old virgins. (This will ensure followers of the criminally insane type)
=CmG=|S| El Che: Sounds like you'll have millions of followers (and dollars in your own personal bank accounts) in just a decade or two!
lєgion <>: BRILLIANT!

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Japanda.קק: The HIV should have taken over by now.
lєgion <>: What THE f_ck.....
Japanda.קק: Exactly. Why the f_ck are you alive still?
lєgion <>: So, there I was watching GOT when suddenly this psycho douche messages me asking why am I still alive..
lєgion <>: How many beers have you had?
Japanda.קק: The question is how many dranks have I had.
Japanda.קק: ;)
lєgion <>: How many DRANKS have you had, then? And why the hell do I have to have HIV? F_cker!
Japanda.קק: A few. Some hooker told me.
lєgion <>: >.> Was her name Sara? I swear to GOD ima kill that sl_t.... Err, I don't even know what you're talking about..
Japanda.קק: UH huh.