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0.9 hrs on record
Game doesn't close on exit. Instant uninstall.

It's also really dull for a shooter and the announcers are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and unfunny.
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
I waited until release hoping this would actually get players when it came out only to realize it's actually kind of boring and shallow, with a lot of design aspects I don't really like.
No voice chat. Customization is locked in levelup crates. Leveling is immensely slow, even on winning. Of the matches I've played so far, each has turned into an unending slugfest of maxed out ships with more players per team and resources stored than would ever be needed to sustain them, only put to rest by the zone completely collapsing. I haven't seen a cork get popped yet because it takes so long that there's no shot enough enemy players stay dead long enough to finish it. Most people don't seem to pay attention to the sails at all, so usually ships fly past each other at full sail. Melee is unrewarding when people can stock hundreds of bullets for their automatics and shotguns. Hold to interact everywhere.

Worst of all, this game doesn't stop running when you exit it. Come on, dude.
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
It's all the parts of Sekiro I like without any of the parts I don't like.
All human bosses, very readable peril attacks, no magic unblockables, no status effects. No complications with tools or items. Just very straightforward parry, counter, dodge until success.
And, even better, bnuuy.

I could care less if it's a straight-up unrepentant knockoff, we have thousands of so-called soulslikes. Let's get more stuff like this. This is fun.
Posted 5 November, 2023.
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8.0 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
I REALLY like this anime girl and the artstyle of everything else
Game's fun too
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
I really like the way this guy draws girls

Also the unique spin on deckbuilding is really fun compared to most of the genre
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game goes so hard it's unreal, the gameplay is sick, the designs are cool, and the worldbuilding is delightfully outlandish

God I wish they let you buy bundles of pieces to make robots like these
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I found the voices and dialogue of the two helper bots so irritating I muted them immediately. Realizing it probably wouldn't get better if that was already a problem, I just decided to stop playing.
Posted 27 August, 2023.
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28.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
YMD waiting room
Posted 16 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
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1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
thanks for the free weekend to remind me why tarkov isn't on steam (it's because tarkovlikes are a trash genre for people who love their games to be as unintuitive as possible)
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
"unique blend of Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing"
Where? I just see Crash everywhere. Even the completely inane Nitro Kart drift system.
Posted 8 August, 2023.
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