Reseñas recientes de Selphos

I recently discovered Jadwiga is literally a canonized saint, and she died from childbirth complications

So I gotta say turning her into an e-girl with a form-fitting outfit and a pear figure is pretty wildly disrespectful even by civ's standards

>Make a shmup with two-player support
>Every enemy prioritizes Player 1, so Player 2 gets hit for free by mechanics built around giving Player 1 room to dodge
Like there's these fish on stage 2 that zoom up to player 1 and encircle them before dashing through, and P2 justs gets whammed on their way in with no predictability whatsoever, it's the dumbest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen

Also stages are way too long for how much of the same ♥♥♥♥ you sit through in them

Gonna be honest, the concept was cool as hell and then I played it further than the demo and decided starting entire stages over after making one often blind error sucked for this kind of thing.
Also, I didn't know it was possible to make a game *too* reliant on its grapple hook for traversal. The out-of-combat parts feel like half cinematic. The other parts feel like guesswork for whether you can run on this wall or not.

I also really, really don't know why they went with a MMBN Navi Customize style for upgrades.

I thought the negative reviews were exaggerating about this game being slow

No this is legit slower and more tedious than filling out a retail job application form

Yeah no, giving you a gun that only shoots straight forward and then filling every room with flying enemies, including a boss consisting of three larger flying enemies and like twelve smaller ones rushing you in a tiny box, is not a good way to convince me I'm going to enjoy this roguelike.

I don't get the point of this game's unique selling feature. It's just Outrun but you have to hold both sticks to drift, plus a NFS2015 coat of paint.

"Minimum requirements: Windows 10"
>Be on windows 7
>Fails to launch
>Copy-paste xinput_4.dll
>Works just fine

Suck my nuts.

Hey hey people

Sshark here.

The entirety of my time in this game was spent in a co-op lobby. When I left the co-op, I realized only the host retains their progression.
I have not played it since. I thought surely the devs would realize how stupid this is in a game that promotes the co-op so heavily and change it, but they never did, and I'm astounded. There are other issues with the game, but everything pales compared to this.

Now that a Shadow Warrior 3 is coming, I hope they don't faff it up like they did this game.

My father is an auto mechanic.
A while ago I started working the front desk at his shop. I didn't really know anything about cars before I started, but I like to think I've been picking things up as I go.

My friend bought this game for me because he thought it would be funny helpful. I opened it up, drank a beer, took a piss, and started bashing parts against the engine block with the rapid realization I had no idea what I was doing. My father saw me playing, and said we don't really do engine rebuilds so this wouldn't be very useful, and suggested I look at brake and front end stuff so I know what I'm talking about at work.
I told him that was a fine idea, but he had to understand what I was working with. I walked out of the garage and stared at the empty frame.

He just said "Nice car. Good luck," and walked away to have a beer.
Thanks, Dad.