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4.6 hrs last two weeks / 1,384.3 hrs on record (424.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Jun, 2017 @ 1:13pm
Updated: 22 Nov, 2017 @ 4:28pm

CS:GO Review
Purchasing this game may cause certain side effects. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction. Yeet
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Ethorbit 20 Jun, 2017 @ 2:27pm 
Talk with your doctor before playing this, and stop playing it if you start to get any of these symptoms.