Ekardio
Frederick   Germany
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SPAAACE!
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Try before you deny. - Argyle

Greetings. My name is Ekardio, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day. :cozyspaceengineersc:
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76561199654664848 27. led. v 11.52 
+rep:steamhappy:
Tιποτα αλλο+Chaplain 18. čvn. 2024 v 11.47 
Very great person you have my respect.
Teo 23. úno. 2023 v 11.13 
+rep huge #####
Lucý 18. čvc. 2020 v 15.49 
awww thx man same <3
SnwBlnd 12. čvc. 2020 v 9.19 
+rep funny and a DBD player :The_Slayer:
P-Bow 6. lis. 2019 v 12.41 
yare yare