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KoldKertz 7 Apr, 2021 @ 4:53pm 
FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK I CAN'T CLICK THE BOOK, FATHER DAD DAD THIS BOOK IS ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY THAT IS BEYOND MY MIND, AS I HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY FATHER THE BOOK IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES I AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING ARE DIGITAL AND THUS CLICKING THE BOOK YIELDS UNSATISFACTORY RESULTS WHEN COMPARED TO THE DIGITAL DEVICES THAT HAVE BECOME COMMONPLACE AFTER THE TURN OF THE CENTURY FATHER PLEASE INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO OPERATE THE BOOK WITH YOUR SUPERIOR MIND YOU WERE BORN IN THE LATE 1970S AND THUS YOUR REALM OF KNOWLEDGE WOULD MOST LIKELY ENCOMPASS THE HANDLING AND OPERATION OF THIS ANCIENT TOME FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK

KoldKertz 7 Apr, 2021 @ 4:52pm 
The taste of ♥♥♥ has been ruined by capitalist diets. Garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat, dairy products, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs are all known to make ♥♥♥ taste worse. Celery, parsley, wheatgrass, cinnamon, nutmeg, pineapple, papaya, and oranges are known to improve sperm taste. Proper hygiene, hydration, and regular exercise all contribute to better taste as well. It is well-tracked that consumption of fruits decreased, exercise decreased, and increased use of alcohol/tobacco/drugs: all done in large part by capital-driven forces. The focus on meat instead of more sustainable fruit and vegetable farming, the rise in sedentary and automotive (instead of pedestrian) life, and marketing of alcohol/tobacco/etc. all worsened the taste of ♥♥♥- not just through poor diets/lifestyle but even down to available testosterone and sperm motility. Capitalism is literally emasculating. Please let there be more socialist ♥♥♥♥ in this world.

KoldKertz 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:49pm 
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KoldKertz 3 Jan, 2021 @ 4:33pm 
The EMD GP38-2 is a four-axle diesel-electric locomotive of the road switcher type built by General Motors, Electro-Motive Division. Part of the EMD Dash 2 line, the GP38-2 was an upgraded version of the earlier GP38. Power is provided by an EMD 645E 16-cylinder engine , which generates 2000 horsepower (1.5 MW). Most built still remain in service in the modern era due to ease of maintenance and exceptional reliability.
theoisnear 11 Dec, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥
KoldKertz 10 Dec, 2020 @ 12:04pm 
Why does steam censor c0ck