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ㅤ* Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
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