I just want a cute little femboy to please all my sexual needs, I would smash his boy ♥♥♥♥♥ whussy and he would be like "Nwooo you boy cwant jwust boy ♥♥♥ in my boy pwussie sussie boy whussie", then I would be all like "YEEEEEEAH", then when we are doing 69 (funny number big chungus), he would fart in my face accidentally, but then it wouldn't be just a boy fart ("bart", for the man of culture r/culture), it would be straight up ♥♥♥♥, and I would happily eat all of it, and he would be like "What the ♥♥♥♥? Why are you eating my ♥♥♥♥?", that question wouldn't be a wholesome 100 keanu reeves everyone liked that big chungus moment, then I would slap his butt as hard as I can and say "EMERGENCY MEETING, THERE'S AN IMPOSTER AMANG US" and then he would say "Are you autistic?", then I would say "I KNOW WHO THE IMPASTER IS... MY PISS" and then I would eject my piss into his boy sussy whussy clushy amangus ♥♥♥♥♥, and it would be real r/epic big chungy chungus chunguilus moment

Built like a double wide mobile home trailer (with a concrete foundation)

-rep walling

-rep cheats

♥♥♥♥♥ for waiting till the end to say ur teammates a cheater lmao, your girl left u for a bigger d

damn you right, if only i could read