⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿
⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿
⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿
⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿
⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡂⡂⡢⡱⡑⡜⡜⣜⢬⢠⢀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⡀⡀⡐⢌⢊⢆⢇⢎⢎⢮⢮⢳⢕⣗⣝⢮⡲⡠⢀⠄
⢐⠅⡐⡜⡨⢂⠕⡕⣕⠵⣝⢵⢝⡵⣳⢵⣳⡳⣝⢎⠄⣓⠄
⡣⡣⡪⢪⠢⢑⢌⢮⡪⣗⢽⢮⢯⣻⢽⣳⡳⡯⣞⢽⢼⡨⡃
⡕⡇⢕⢅⢃⠢⡊⡆⣏⢮⡳⣝⢾⣺⢯⢯⡯⣟⢮⡫⣗⢕⡂
⡜⢰⢑⢆⠇⡕⡨⡢⡪⡳⣝⢗⡽⣺⢽⢯⢯⢷⡳⣝⢎⡗⣜⡄
⠑⢱⡱⡁⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢸⢼⠌⢄⠠⠄⡰⡑⣝⡎⣗⢕⢺⡪
⢜⠰⡱⠨⡂⣘⢔⢜⢌⠢⢈⢗⣯⡲⣱⣲⣳⢽⢵⡻⣪⡳⣗⠏
⠘⡘⢜⠈⡊⡪⡪⡪⡲⠈⡰⢽⣺⢽⣺⡺⡮⣟⢯⡫⡲⣹⡞
⠄⠈⠠⠐⢀⠢⠱⡑⡑⢀⢪⣻⢮⢯⢺⡪⣟⢮⢧⢳⢱⠃⠁
⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠌⠌⡂⠅⢄⢈⢘⢭⣱⢽⡺⡵⣫⢗⣕⠇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠂⠂⡐⠁⠢⠪⢎⠵⡫⡳⠹⡝⡮⡳⡕⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠊⠄⠄⠂⡀⣁⢑⡑⣝⢼⢕⢬⡓⣇⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢈⠢⢣⠹⣚⢮⢳⢹⠡

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻
⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Snax :)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.