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3.6 hrs last two weeks / 1,362.3 hrs on record (677.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Jan, 2017 @ 5:19pm
Updated: 27 Nov, 2019 @ 1:51pm

>wake up on a beach
>wander
>meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
>"HEY YOU, NAKED"
>I come
>Follow us, you're our prisoner now
>They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
>They bring me into their base
>"SING FOR US"
>I don't say anything
>"well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
>"bring him in the thunderdome"
>waitwhat
>they bring me into a prison with another naked
>"NOW FIGHT"
>me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
>I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
>they bring me outside for a break
>one ISIS member leaves the base, and I run outside while the door is open
>being shot at by AK-47s while zigzagging
>I escape into the desert

then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust
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