Recent reviews by TheBigFatGeek

Noita is the ultimate rogue-like. By itself, it is a beautiful randomly-generated masterpiece with particle physics and endless replayability. Modded, it is even better. No two runs are the same, even on the same seed - it is unpredictable, frantic, frenetic, and utterly a joy to play.

Monopoly is a hard game to screw up, but Ubisoft has managed to do it.

The core gameplay of Monopoly is there - roll the dice, move your piece, buy property, etc. However, "advanced" mechanics such as trading property, buying houses, mortgaging properties, and so on is frustrating as hell. There is no easy way to manage these processes - it's complicated, convoluted, and takes too much time. Plus, you can only set all this up on your own turn - why not allow players to setup during their off time?

Plus, the game is buggy as hell. Like everyone else has mentioned, the random disconnects, crashes, the forced connection to Ubisoft Connect (JUST... WHY?!), and the setup times just make the game tedius and not worth it. Why the hell isn't there a version of this game where you can get a game started in less than a minute?

MONOPOLY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED TO GET STARTED.

Terraria clone that worked great for leveling up my Grand Prix Summer Sale 2019 Badge. Thanks, Spiffing Brit!

The year is 20,000 AD. Limbless uni-wheeled telekinetic robots now dominate the fields of battle, which have been transformed into neon-colored dance clubs of death! The weapon of choice? Fast-pitched disco balls that explode targets on contact! THIS is Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball, the new futuristic sport of choice!

Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball is a rare gem indeed. There are few titles in alpha/beta/Early Release that I can say have captivated me from the very start, and this title genuinely grabbed my attention with it's very first concept trailer. Simple in concept yet dastardly difficult to master, Disco Dodgeball is a wonderful throwback to first person shooters of the turn of the millenium.

Similar in style to Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament in terms of control, Disco Dodgeball at it's core is a twitch shooter with a funky and captivating aesthetic that is so unlike anything else available on any platform to date. It's also hands down the best and most authentic dodgeball simulator on the market.

If you're looking for an inexpensive and fresh title to add to your library, Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball is more than a safe bet; it's a must purchase. TEN OUTTA TEN - WOULD BUY AGAIN!

Euro Truck Simulator 2: Truck Harder

There's no realistic damage, there's a million buttons that do stuff, and I've only ever seen two pedestrians like ever. It's still one of the funniest games I've ever played. Bring a friend over, drink a few cold ones, and one of you be the camera with the mouse and the other be the driver with the keyboard. I guarantee you'll have a blast.