The Damned
The Damned
 
 
A man walks into a bar, which is strange, because it was clearly flagged for caution and had warning signs posted around it.

A safety audit revealed that the man had been distracted by other tasks regarding his job, but ultimately was responsible for his actions.

His supervisor was issued a memo discussing the importance of clearly telling the staff of the possible hazard.

His co-workers now have to take a six hour safety upgrade course on their own time, with no company reimbursement.

The stress of the incident has resulted in the man filing a worker's compensation claim, but it will likely be denied due to the safety audit's findings.

His wife and children are stressed out about his stressing out, which has resulted in the family relationships being further strained.

And this is why "a man walks into a bar..." jokes aren't funny.
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The Damned 23 Dec, 2018 @ 10:02am 
Jesus christ, almsot six years of random card packs to get a Zer0 card to get the complete set, and it's just a badge, a background and (admittedly cool) emoji.

Well, it's better than nothing. Pride and accomplihment, ho!
The Damned 28 Oct, 2015 @ 7:43pm 
After almost two years of trying to no avail, Borderlands 2 has finally given me the last achievement I was missing. Hello, "World Traveller", enjoy your stay in the completed bin FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
The Damned 11 May, 2013 @ 4:21pm 
STOP SENDING ME COPIES OF DOTA2, GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMN IT!
Doulifee 20 Dec, 2012 @ 12:50pm 
thanks for the gift man. merry Xmas.
Atomic_Zombie 18 Jul, 2012 @ 10:05am 
Hey! I needed to comment on a profile.... AND I DID! And now I have a fancy badge! So HA!
The Damned 18 Jul, 2012 @ 9:13am 
Thank you for commenting on a three year old post. Truly, it has helped me get over this minor event.

I heard there is a ship called the Titanic leaving England in 1912. Do you think they will make it safely? Pleas reply as soon as you can. I expect your reply sometime around 2019.