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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.6 hrs on record
Posted: 21 Jun, 2015 @ 5:56am

Early Access Review
Currently in BETA, I believe. And yet it's brilliant. It runs so smoothly, the anti-aliasing and textures could do with a boot up the arse, but other than that the game's glorious and smooth and kinda spooky. Players are generally friendly and not out to kill eachother; oh.. and you can open basically everything.

>wandering around, looking for stuff
>see a pile of stuff behind a fence
>jump over fence to get stuff
>trapped in a square fence-cage with power relays in it
>realise that the pile of stuff is from other people jumping into this venus-human-trap
"oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell"
>drop all the loot out of sight of outside the fence so nobody else gets trapped
>suicide
>end up finding the trap again later without realising
>get trapped again

Pretty gud game ~IGN
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