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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.2 hrs on record
Posted: 19 Jun, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Early Access Review
Not even going to make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke about this one.

Don't buy it. It's another one of these "joke simulators xDDD" games that only bring hatred. hatred for the fact that these games get good reviews as jokes. They then rise to the top, and then youtubers will play them and laugh at literally nothing. Then they make money for half-assing a game.

People say video games were better back then, and sometimes due to games like this I want to agree. There was no market for ♥♥♥♥ like this back then.

There's no joke, no punchline, no anything. Don't buy this garbage. Why don't these joke games actually make a joke while making an actual enjoyable video game?
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30 Comments
Get Squinkies 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am 
Yup, actual alpha here. Nobody can bring you down
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Diplomatt 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11pm 
"California United States" (Yeah, that checks out.)
Carver 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14pm 
cuck
Jibs 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
You probably never leave your room because you're everybody's punchline. Guess what? All of us internet randos think you're a loser too.
Boydskii 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm 
post your review to reddit
YOU'RE NOT EVEN ANIMAL 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm 
Golf Deficient works at Cuck's Sneed and Feed
Eggplanx 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm 
enlightened redditor moment :ujel:
buttmuncher02 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm 
very beta of you