Скорошни рецензии на Kelp-0

game is fun, main draw is the fact heroes are not locked behind a paywall.
battle pass content still leans into fomo category(you don't buy it while it's being sold, you can't do anything to unlock the stuff in it anymore)
Losing in quickplay makes you play against bots.
at least you don't have pay anything to enjoy the main gameplay loop SO FAR, could be subject to change

I want to like this one but
I SIMPLY CANNOT
Everytime I tried getting back in this game I usually drop it at the 3rd, mission.
This problem wasn't present in the OG. I like the first one, I really do, I did several playthroughs of that game doing low chaos and high chaos, but this game, it feels so, so FULL like it feels like a chore to play, there's a bonecharm there, a rune here, better find that secret passage hoho and they also bring back Delilah? What is the point of the dlcs in the first game then???

I never felt like an assassin in this game, I felt like a kleptomaniac with no goal in sight(maybe because they fill up the map with so much random ♥♥♥♥)
I think they shouldn't even have even bothered giving the player a choice in which character they played, that way they could have focused more on the levels instead of tailoring it for both characters, tailor it to a single one.

I didn't have fun playing this game like I did with the original

This is a very beautiful but very boring
it feels like the Uber5 march through this map is pointless, not like destroying a screaming bell or killing the grey seer, there is no hype point in this map where you make a dashing escape after achieving your objective or disrupt a beastman ritual involving worship of nuclear rocks, you just build an waystone umgak and employ elgi tactics(run for your life)

The map overall is filled with tight spaces with little good places to hold out but this is more of an issue in higher difficulties
The map doesn't seem designed for combat like the other maps but this point might be null in time as the community learns the best route.

The portrait frame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks though

It's good. although I don't see myself replaying this game

Wait for sale to end before buying it

Is this a rage game? it feels like one, the platforming is good but some design choices aka FAT enemies that you cannot kill and are placed in such a way that you either have to wait for them to pass or hope you are lucky with dash stunlock, I like it but damn if this isn't hard

I can't fix her because there is nothing to fix.

The game is alive!
The game is dead.
The game is alive!
The game is dead.
Story of helldivers 2 everyone, they add something the community loves then make some changes pissing off the community, this is the cycle of helldivers 2.

I Wake up
pan the zeds
Get bit
Pan the zeds
Die
bite my next character

This is not csgo