uncensored as of 5/24/23

"you know you guys are being mages right now right?" -david, 2023

"No tweaker has ever made a zinger like that." -wum, 2023

"kush gulag wig?" -tbone, 2023

"okay so you'd rather take 25 seconds of c um or no free burgers and protein?" -Artur, 2023

"hellish zyn demon" -artur, 2023

"make sure your gaming station always faces Mecca" -tbone, 2022

"The price of having hops is that you just can't touch water" - Sabby, 2022

OLD QUOTES 2018 AND BEFORE
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[8:33 PM] wig: Now
[8:34 PM] Artur: gib eme 2

"I'm eating chips from france" -jack, 2018

"nuttyt" -Jack, 2018

"we got a cream patty surprise" -matt, 2018

"i wish the dab emoji was real" -jack 2017

"i can show you the german NWA, except only one is black" -Yoshimitzu 2017

"I thought your bubbler was from tyke toys david" -jj 2017

"you know that movie ryan of the undead?" -david 2017

"yeah, i got 400 in my sack, shut up you little blimp boy" -jj, 2017

"I look like a mole rat... not just any ol mole rat, an ELITE MOLE RAT" -artur 2017

"dude you only drink water, maybe occasionally a dr pepper with your dad" -CARM3L 2016

"HOLY CRAP DUDE , whats my house address?" -Preston, 2016

10:26 PM - Maffew: n igga needs to go back to english 2

<02:11:12> "Sylvester Stallone": I lived out 90% of the girls' in our school fantasies by sleeping with matt twice under th same blanket

"terariar" -andrew, 2016

"the fbi killed my fire" -jack, 2016

"you know that kazoo falcone has? he doesnt deserve it that should be mine" -jack,2016

<artek3212> prove it f aggot p ussy v agina dog brick

"as you say that i'm looking at russian pictures with mp5s" -jj, 2016

"what if my trigger was actually the ed edd and eddy theme song" -kacper,2016

"I'd probably take yuri's truck mudracing and then purposely wipe out." -matt 2016

"that's because these pads are like spy kids 2" -david, 2016

"ya know, for skooby" -artur, 2016

"my dad is telling me how freddie mercury is a terrorist and pedophile" -kacper,2016

● Artek : obese chunky fatty combon igger

"if you get creeped out by wig again i'll kill you from this teamspeak" -david, 2016

"n iga you have like lukimia haircut" -jj, 2016

<16:12:15> "Artek" was banned for 14 days from the server by "Clay" (you made a channel called f uck n iggers and im black. dumb a ss)

"wheres your stick wig" -david&matt, 2016

"gassyboy366" -jack, 2016

5:47 PM - Artek: i was like "rogo gimma sevn"

"say one more thing and your router goes kaboom" -kacper, 2016

"when you're in too deep and feel the central vacuole" -david, 2016

"you just got walnutted" -artur, 2016

"what's big fella" -artur, 2016

8:24 PM - Artek: ily wig
8:24 PM - Artek: noh om

"n igga you look like you misread the instructions on how to be a greaser and instad of putting the greasee in your hair you slathered your body in it"- mark, 2016

"bubble gum by wooden crate" -artur, 2016

"everyone agrees she'll suck my big d ick before your small one matt" -jj 2016

"i junebug right" -artur, 2016

"shut up wig"-jj's first words of 2016

"paint-can, billy chin" -artur 2015

artur: wig i can see this working out well tbh
me: she called lord of the rings g ay tho
artur: well i mean there's plenty of fish in the sea...

me: she doesn't think my quote collection is funny
artur: eig
artur: plentiful amounts of aquatic lifeforms in this body of water

<20:08:22> "Maffew" was kicked from the server by "irishpubfuk" (f agget)

<20:18:57> "Jazon" was banned for 1 minute from the server by "Swikkid" (hry jusds wafva fyr suge hbebns)

<18:00:24> "wig" was removed from server group "Official Wig" by "arturd".

Saturday, November 28, 2015
5:31 PM - Artek: wig
5:31 PM - Artek: *sirens*
5:31 PM - Artek: erdawerda
5:31 PM - Artek: wumbo
5:31 PM - wig: ^
5:32 PM - Artek: i swear wig
5:32 PM - Artek: you better quote that

"wig our love is an unbreakable barrier" -matthew, 2015

● Artek : halg

"better be a quote" -Matthew, 2015

"get that sooper dooper sexy a ss in the TeamSpic 3 application" -Matthew, 2015

"did she really say yikes? she's a keeper" -natalia, 2015

"yikes..." -natalia, 2015

"first thing that comes to mind is muffintop james gidlund" -davy, 2015

"Some say that if you sit in a suit of Japanese schoolgirls and chew gum it is indecent"

12:51 PM - Petroleum Jelly | CSGOLucky.com : f aggot

"qig, i have the funds, to afford it" -jj, 2015

"wig i agree that a frap between your thighs is g ay, but domestic abuse is illegel in my domestic" -artur, 2015

"anymore pals be can we sure not im artur?" -artur, 2015

"its like yarn being burned on 4 different types of grass tufts on a big ass sucker lolipop in my toewoeh" -artur, 2015

"this will be the first quote of your new collection" -artur, 2015

"i was mid boing" -artur, 2015

"id like to be quoted for saying fingledurken on my burger french fry side order. That kill was f ucking relic" -artur, 2015

"here's a good meme:" -jacob, 2015

"You know what, f uck you guys for real *user has disconnected from your channel" -Pecky, 2015

"If I'm not waiting at my locker, then I'm not at my locker yet." -JJ, 2015

"jack is gonna get that kid 4 layers in dip" - artur, 2015

10:43 PM - Artek: what if if she was like, wanna do stuff tonite my room nightwear funky
10:43 PM - wig: i'd be like
10:43 PM - wig: what time
10:43 PM - Artek: shes like tonight my room nightwear funky
10:43 PM - wig: what time
10:43 PM - Artek: tonight
10:43 PM - Artek: my room
10:43 PM - Artek: night wear
10:43 PM - Artek: funky
10:43 PM - wig: what time
10:43 PM - Artek: tonight
10:43 PM - Artek: my room
10:44 PM - Artek: night wear
10:44 PM - Artek: funky
10:44 PM - wig: what time
10:44 PM - Artek: 10:43 PM - Artek: tonight
10:44 PM - wig: what time
10:44 PM - Artek: 10:43 PM - Artek: my room
10:44 PM - wig: which area is this located in
10:44 PM - Artek: 10:43 PM - Artek: night wear
10:44 PM - wig: what will you be wearing
10:44 PM - Artek: 10:43 PM - Artek: funky
10:44 PM - wig: what type of nightwear is this
10:44 PM - Artek: 10:43 PM - Artek: funky
10:44 PM - wig: what time
10:44 PM - Artek: tonight
10:45 PM - Artek: your room
10:45 PM - Artek: jeans
10:45 PM - wig: aw s hit
10:45 PM - Artek: wicked