At least 2D girls don´t break your heart.

1-I try to defuse the alarm clock in the morning;
2- I go with a knife in my hand when I'm late;
3- I arrive in another city and say that I don't know the map;
4- I watch an action movie and recognize all the weapons;
5- I see a guy standing in the street and shout: "SONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥ CAMPERS!";
6- When I run in Physical Education and stay behind I scream: "MERDA DE LAG!";
7- When I see a police officer passing a ticket, I shout: "CT Win!";
8- I read a news article about an attack and shout: "TERRORIST Win";
9- When a friend sends me a piece of paper for the head in the classroom I shout: "LOOK AT TK ♥♥♥♥!"
10- I wake up with someone who turns on the light and shout: "TOU FLASHADO!";
11- I go out to the street and the sun hits my eyes and I cry: "METE A FLASH NO CU!";
12- I call my teacher admin;
13- I want to pay attention to the classes and remember to mute my colleagues;
14- When a teacher puts me on the street, I complain to the valve saying that I got banned;
15- When I go out to the street and see a lot of new people, I say "♥♥♥♥ SMOKES SOON IN THE MORNING?"
16- When a friend throws the folder to the floor I say "FODASSE LOOKS AT THE FDP PUMP"
17- I call Configurators to the Trolhas.
18- I call the Director of the School Leader.
19- When My Friends Walk The Porrada Shout "TURN OFF THE FF FILHO DA PUTA"
20- I arrive at the classroom, there are no chairs, shout "SERVER FULL CARALHO

╠► Silver 1 : ✔️
╠► Silver 2 : ✔️
╠► Silver 3 : ✔️
╠► Silver 4 : ✔️
╠► Silver Elite : ✔️
╠► Silver Elite Master : ✔️

╠► Gold Nova 1 : ✔️
╠► Gold Nova 2 : ✔️
╠► Gold Nova 3 : ✔️
╠► Gold Nova Master : ✔️
╠► Master Guardian 1 : ✔️
╠► Master Guardian 2 : ✔️
╠► Master Guardian Elite : ✔️
╠► Distinguished Master Guardian :
╠► Legendary Eagle :
╠►Legendary Eagle Master :
╠►Supreme Master First :
╚►The Global Elite :

I got so sick of being on my own,
Now the Devil won't leave me alone...
It's almost like I found a friend

Who's in it for the bitter end.

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