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Lubricious 🍆 Zoe 6 квіт. 2020 о 10:11 
A company is known by the men it keeps.
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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel

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It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
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Complex system:
One with real problems and imaginary profits.

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The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."

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We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
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All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts
you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get
them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.
-- IBM maintenance manual, 1925

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tragix 4 серп. 2017 о 9:50 
+rep good trader
SSD 30 лип. 2017 о 14:51 
DeadDog 28 лип. 2017 о 21:26 
+rep, fair trader
twelve 23 лип. 2017 о 19:21 
Hey, sorry i saw your profile picture and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that:)) its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitche making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really im shy so i dont go out much haha you should add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
TopDog™ 19 лип. 2017 о 11:00 
+rep thx for trade dude ^_^