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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel
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It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
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Complex system:
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
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The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."
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We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
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All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts
you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get
them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.
-- IBM maintenance manual, 1925
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