SwiftM0nkey
good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke
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If you read this you're gay
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Sid Meier's Civilization V
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this is the kind of game that you ask your friends if they want to play and they go "what?" cause they didnt know it exists
damn good though
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Seriously, don't.
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AgentPocky 15. juni kl. 14:31 
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
M.M. 24. nov. 2020 kl. 12:47 
Hey I'm down! Can you please pick me up?

Thanks I- oh it seems you let go of the button too early I'm still down.

Where are you going...?
Orix15 4. nov. 2020 kl. 17:51 
:sans:
Levi * 30. nov. 2019 kl. 15:47 
u really got me
Stormie 19. nov. 2016 kl. 22:07 
best
Stormie 19. nov. 2016 kl. 22:07 
dah