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Recommended
90.7 hrs last two weeks / 3,673.2 hrs on record (2,419.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Apr, 2024 @ 10:33am
Updated: 21 Apr, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Pokemon but guns.


After you get past the gorgeous graphics, super fun and unique parkour movement, and deeply interesting storyline, it's just Pokemon, but instead of creatures, you're collecting a bunch of weapons. You'll collect a new one, level it up, and then unless you really really like it or it's really good, you'll shove it in a box and forget about it, or get rid of it. Mastery Rank? Bro that's just Gym Badges in space.
Mods are basically just TMs.

I mean, really: Pick your starter? The Normal Type, the Electric Type, or the Psychic Type.
Dragon type? That's Chroma. Want a Ninja frog like Greninja? Ivara. She evolves into a Jellyfish. Nobody really knows why.

In Pokemon, shinies are rarer variants with a unique look that you typically gotta go hunting for, and they have slightly better stats.
In Warframe, Primes are rarer variants with a unique look that you typically gotta go hunting for, and they have slightly better stats.


The next time someone asks you to describe what Warframe is, just tell the truth:

Warframe is Pokemon but guns.


PS. Parvos Granum? More like Parvos Giovanni.
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