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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 175.2 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Early Access Review
STORY
โœ… No story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not main aspect
๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ It'll replace your life

GAMEPLAY
๐Ÿ”ฒ Lifeless / static
๐Ÿ”ฒ Poor UI
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
โœ… Excellent

DIFFICULTY
๐Ÿ”ฒ Playing asleep
โœ… Some brain usage
โœ… Easy to learn / Hard to master
๐Ÿ”ฒ Difficult
๐Ÿ”ฒ Dark Souls

GRIND
โœ… Nothing to grind
๐Ÿ”ฒ Isn't necessary to progress
๐Ÿ”ฒ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average grind level
๐Ÿ”ฒ A lot of grinding
๐Ÿ”ฒ Too much grind

5/16 GAME TIME
๐Ÿ”ฒ Long enough for a cup of coffee (1min-15min)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Short (15min-5h)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average (5h-10h)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Long (10h-500h)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Super long (500h+)
โœ… To infinity and beyond (โˆž)

Replayability
๐Ÿ”ฒ None
๐Ÿ”ฒ Once or twice
๐Ÿ”ฒ It has a few endings
โœ… DAMN! thats some replayability
๐Ÿ”ฒ Party game!

MULTIPLAYER
โœ… No multiplayer
๐Ÿ”ฒ Trashy servers
๐Ÿ”ฒ Some hiccups
๐Ÿ”ฒ Smooth and pleasant experience
๐Ÿ”ฒ Co-op
๐Ÿ”ฒ PvP
๐Ÿ”ฒ PvE

GRAPHICS
๐Ÿ”ฒ Stuck in the last century
๐Ÿ”ฒ Low Effort
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
โœ… I NUT!

AUDIO
๐Ÿ”ฒ Earrape
๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
โœ… Not too bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Eargasm

AUDIENCE
๐Ÿ”ฒ Children (0-5)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Kids (6-12
โœ… Young teens (13-15)
โœ… Old teens (16-19)
โœ… Adults (20+)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Everyone

PC REQUIREMENTS
โœ… Potato
โœ… Decent
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Rich boi
๐Ÿ”ฒ > NASA

PRICE
๐Ÿ”ฒ It's free!
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not recommended
๐Ÿ”ฒ Wait for sale
โœ… Worth the price
๐Ÿ”ฒ Best investment ever done

FREQUENT UPDATES
๐Ÿ”ฒ Completed
๐Ÿ”ฒ Abandoned
๐Ÿ”ฒ Last year
๐Ÿ”ฒ Once every year
โœ… A couple per year
๐Ÿ”ฒ Once a month
๐Ÿ”ฒ Every week

BUGS / CRASHES
โœ… None / Not discovered
๐Ÿ”ฒ Minor bugs
๐Ÿ”ฒ Can get annoying
๐Ÿ”ฒ Frequent crashes
๐Ÿ”ฒ Complete mess

MISC
โœ… Steam Workshop
โœ… Steam Trading Cards
โœ… Steam Achievements
โœ… Content for Steam Points Shop

VERDICT
๐Ÿ”ฒ GET IT, LOVE IT!
โœ… Recommend it!
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not recommended yet - Good start, needs more work.
๐Ÿ”ฒ Not recommended - Just no..*hides*
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