-rep, Gordon Freeman... in the flesh. or rather, in the hazard suit... I took the liberty relieving you of your weapons, most of them were government property. as for the suit... I think you've earned it.

(teleport)

The border world zen is in our control for the time being, Thanks to you.... quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there...
I, am,.. impressed.

(teleport)

That's why I'm here Mr. Freeman, I have recommended your services to my employers
and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that,
you have....
limitless..
potential......

(teleport)

You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do.... if you're interested, just step in the portal, and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise...(gulp)
i can offer you a battle... you have no chance of winning. Rather an anti-climax after what.. you've just survived.

Time to choose......

uwu Senpaiiiiiii >.<

- rep Opponent starts Russian fart eg + Jamaican grin, feeling irie + adrenaline spike like 10 Red Bulls deep + ultimate Balkan rage, more powerful than a storm + English or Spanish, who's even keeping track? + winter arc, blizzard mode activated + hysterical strength, like Hulk smashing everything + Pakistani jumping through universes + American waving like it's a political rally + Navy smile hiding top-secret classified files+ dance moves + Instagram filters breaking the matrix + Minecraft Steve, but he's holding a diamond sword + Roblox death sound on loop+ Windows XP startup noise outta nowhere + Nokia phone drop, Earth-shattering impact + Neanderthal brain activated + cambodian smirk + Jangolin jerk+talk tuah+MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO+Balkan breakfast+New ksi+Lunchly+Prime+ jamaican smile + noradrenaline + v4 mode + still water + english or spanish + german stare + bangladese state + hawk tuah + balkan rage+russian burpees+SIBERIAN SQUIRT+BELIEVE IN DA HYPE:+ WINTER ARC

just u wait buddy...

fat

this guy STINKS but like in kinda a good way