why

screw your stupid chungus life

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If this is your first time setting up a booty call in advance, or even shooting them a last-minute invite to come play in your boudoir, the reality is, you can be as straightforward as you'd like and your odds of getting a positive response is high. I mean, getting a sexy invitation from a hottie like you is pretty much what dreams are made of, right? That being said, a straightforward text may get the job done, but where's the fun in that? Why not take the opportunity to get a little more... creative, and set the tone for what will hopefully be a fun and, ahem, creative night, if you know what I'm saying. Here are some ideas for texts to get you started.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Chum