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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 20.2 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:19pm

I haven't even played this game for ten hours and I'm already hooked. Despite not actually being pornography (though that word in the title is what initially caught my attention), this game is a solid title that any fan of bullet hell should pick up.

The basic gameplay is that you have a jetpack and a gun, the goal in each stage is to either get a certain number of points or destroy one or more titans, which usually has a time limit. My only issue with the control is that when on the ground it's hard to change direction while moving and the jump has a lot of up, but not a lot of over.

Some would say it's too easy once you've destroyed a titan's weapons (no ♥♥♥♥ sherlock), but that doesn't take into account the fact that there's almost always something shooting at you, not just the titan.

My only real problem comes about ten or so stages in, the game starts off easy with a slow and steady difficulty curve, then the difficulty suddenly spiked and then went back to a steady rise from where it jumped to, nothing to really break the experience. You can just play on the easy setting if you can't handle it, and you won't have to start over for each difficulty you play, which I like.

One last thing to mention, the music. While I wouldn't say the songs get stuck in my head, they are pretty darn enjoyable and sound like something you'd hear in a bar.

Definitely a game you should get, assuming you don't mind dying a lot.
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76561199767386579 7 Sep @ 2:39pm 
Wow,your review is on point! So much info and thought put into it. I'm seriously impressed. Keep it up! 💖👏